I've got a rule for that is a song sung by Owl and his Mini-owls after he becomes king of the Enchanted Forest.

Lyrics

Owl: I know you'll agree

life is better with me

as your king

cause to help you

I've thought up rules for everything

(spoken) for instance

Mice must ask permission if they want to sing a song.

Mini-owls: And if Owl's in the mood,

you have to let him sing along.

Owl: La la la!

When we're playing Baseball, I'm always first at bat.

I've got a rule for that

I've got a rule for that.

Mini-Owls: He's got a rule for that

He's got a rule for that.

Owl: And if horses want to trot, they have to hop on just one hoof

If doggies want to bark, they must say "Whoo" instead of "Woof."

Dog: What?

Owl: No no, not what. Whoo!

And lion's have to roar as softly as a kitty-cat

I've got a rule for that.

Mini-Owls: He's got a rule for that.

Owl: There's more!

As you're fearless leader, I am always fair and nice.

Mini-Owls: He's nice!

Owl: But remember, when we're having cake, I get the biggest slice!

Cat: Hey!

Owl: And if I think your head's too big

you'll have to wear a hat.

Giant: This won't fit me.

Mini-Owls: Sorry, it's a rule.

Owl and Mini-Owls: We've got a rule for that

We've got a rule for that!

But the most important rule, by and large...

Owl: Is that I,

king Owl,

am in charge!

Mini-Owls: Oh yay!

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